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Use this handy menu bar to navigate within this section.</b> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"> <tr class="menu3"> <td><a href="2100.htm">Section 2100</a></td> <td></td> <td><a href="21101.htm">Episode Guide/DVDs</a></td> <td></td> <td class="menuhot3"><a href="21301.htm">CDs</a></td> <td></td> <td><a href="21401.htm">Images</a></td> <td></td> <td><a href="21601.htm">Games</a></td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </tr></td> <tr class="menuhot3"><td colspan="10"></td></tr> <tr class="menuhot3"><td colspan="10"></td></tr> <tr class="menuhot3"><td colspan="10"></td></tr> <tr><td class="menu4"> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"> <tr class="menu4"> <td class="menuhot4"><a href="21301.htm">South Park CDs</a></td> <td></td> </tr> </table> <tr class="menuhot4"><td colspan="10"></td></tr> <tr class="menuhot4"><td colspan="10"></td></tr> <tr class="menuhot4"><td colspan="10"></td></tr> </tr></td> </table>  </center>  <center> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td valign="top" class="mainmenu">  <font face="Trebuchet MS, Times, Arial, Helvetica"><H2 class="mainmenu"> South Park CDs!</h2></font> <font class="limecolor14" size="5"><b>Timmy & The Lords Of The Underworld</b></font><br>Timmy / Audio CD Single (September 5, 2000)</font><br> <font class="aquacolor10"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004YBZ3?ie=UTF8&tag=geocities17&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00004YBZ3"><img src="amanda/buythis.gif" border="0" width="276" height="28"></A> Please Click the Cart to Purchase or Hover Over to Preview the Item</font><br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004YBZ3?ie=UTF8&tag=geocities17&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00004YBZ3"><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YBZ3.01._AA_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" align="left"></a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=geocities17&l=as2&o=1&a=B00004YBZ3" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> <b><font face="Verdana,Helvetica,Arial" size="3" class="redcolor13">Track Listings:</font></b> <table cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="50%"> 1. Timmy & The Lords Of The Underworld<br>2. Livin' A Lie </td></tr> </table> <br clear="left"> <hr> <font class="limecolor14" size="5"><b>Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics</b></font><br>South Park / Audio CD (1999)</font><br> <font class="aquacolor10"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000034DII?ie=UTF8&tag=geocities17&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000034DII"><img src="amanda/buythis.gif" border="0" width="276" height="28"></A> Please Click the Cart to Purchase or Hover Over to Preview the Item</font><br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000034DII?ie=UTF8&tag=geocities17&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000034DII"><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000034DII.01._AA_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" align="left"></a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=geocities17&l=as2&o=1&a=B000034DII" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> <B>NOTE: explicit lyrics</B><br> <b><font face="Verdana,Helvetica,Arial" size="3" class="redcolor13">Track Listings:</font></b> <br> <table cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="50%"> 1. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo<br>2. Lonely Jew On Christmas, The<br>3. Merry F---ing Christmas<br>4. Dead, Dead, Dead, (Someday We'll All Be)<br>5. Swiss Colony Beef Log<br>6. Christmas In Hell </td><td width="50%"> 7. It Happenned In Sun Valley<br>8. You Can Suck All The D--- You Want<br>9. It's Christmas, Let's F---<br>10. Holy Night<br>11. Driedel, Driedel<br>12. Jesus And Santa Medley: Joy To The World / Here Comes Santa Claus / What Child Is This / Jolly Old St. Nicholas / Santa Claus Is Coming To Town / Away In The Manger / Up On The House Top </td></tr> </table> <br clear="left"> <hr> <font class="limecolor14" size="5"><b>South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut</b></font><br>South Park / Audio CD (June 22, 1999)</font><br> <font class="aquacolor10"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00000J8BV?ie=UTF8&tag=geocities17&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00000J8BV"><img src="amanda/buythis.gif" border="0" width="276" height="28"></A> Please Click the Cart to Purchase or Hover Over to Preview the Item</font><br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00000J8BV?ie=UTF8&tag=geocities17&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00000J8BV"><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000J8BV.01._AA_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" align="left"></a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=geocities17&l=as2&o=1&a=B00000J8BV" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> <B>NOTE: explicit lyrics</B><br> <b><font face="Verdana,Helvetica,Arial" size="3" class="redcolor13">Track Listings:</font></b> <br> <table cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="50%"> 1. Mountain Town<br>2. Uncle F**KA<br>3. It's Easy, MMMKay<br>4. Blame Canada<br>5. Kyle's Mom's A B**ch<br>6. What Would Brian Boitano Do?<br>7. Up There<br>8. LA Resistance (Medley)<br>9. Eyes Of A Child<br>10. I Can Change<br> </td><td width="50%"> 11. I'm Super<br>12. Mountain Town (Reprise)<br>13. Good Love - Isaac Hayes as Chef<br>14. Shut Yo Face (Uncle F**KA) - Trick Daddy, Featuring Trina & Tre<br>15. Riches To Rags (MMMKay) - Nappy Roots<br>16. Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat B**ch - Joe C. featuring Kid Rock<br>17. What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II - D.V.D.A.<br>18. I Swear It (I Can Change) - Violent Femmes<br>19. Super - RuPaul<br>20. O Canada - Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson of Rush featuring Terrance and Phillip<br> </td></tr> </table> <br clear="left"> <hr> <font class="limecolor14" size="5"><b>Chef Aid: The South Park Album</b></font><br>South Park / Audio CD (November 24, 1998)</font><br> <font class="aquacolor10"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00000FXM3?ie=UTF8&tag=geocities17&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00000FXM3"><img src="amanda/buythis.gif" border="0" width="276" height="28"></A> Please Click the Cart to Purchase or Hover Over to Preview the Item</font><br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00000FXM3?ie=UTF8&tag=geocities17&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00000FXM3"><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000FXM3.01._AA_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" align="left"></a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=geocities17&l=as2&o=1&a=B00000FXM3" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> <B>NOTE: edited version</B><br> <b><font face="Verdana,Helvetica,Arial" size="3" class="redcolor13">Track Listings:</font></b> <br> <table cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="50%"> 1. South Park Theme<br>2. Nowhere To Run<br>3. Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)<br>4. Brad Logan<br>5. Come Sail Away<br>6. Kenny's Dead<br>7. Simultaneous<br>8. Will They Die For You<br>9. Hot Lava<br>10. Bubblegoose<br>11. No Substitute<br> </td><td width="50%"> 12. Wake Up Wendy<br>13. Horny<br>14. Huboon Stomp<br>15. Love Gravy<br>16. Feel Like Makin' Love<br>17. The Rainbow<br>18. Tonight Is Right For Love<br>19. It's A Rockin World<br>20. Mephisto And Kevin<br>21. Mentally Dull (Think Tank Remix)<br> </td></tr> </table> <br clear="left"> <hr> <H2>Lyrics</H2> <PRE> Mr. Hankey Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you, Therefore vicariously he loves you Even if you're a Jew. Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish brown, But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve He might come to your town. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you, He looooovves you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Lonely Jew on Christmas" -Sung by Kyle It's hard to be a jew on Christmas. My friends won't let me join in any games. And I can't sing Christmas songs, or decorate a Christmas tree, or leave water out for Rudolph cause there's something wrong with me. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. I'm a jew, a lonely jew on Christmas. Hannakah is nice, but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latke*. Instead of "Silent Night", I'm singing "hu, hach, do hachvi.". And what the @#$% is up with lighting all these @#$%ing candles, tell me please. I'm a jew, a lonely jew- IÝd be Merry, but IÝm Hebrew, On Christmas. *Someone told me that kosher latke is some sort of Jewish Potato Pancake. </PRE>  </td> <td width="3" class="mainmenu"> </td> <td valign="top" class="mainmenu">   </td> <td width="3" class="mainmenu"> </td> <td width="1"> </td> <td width="200" valign="top">   <iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=geocities17&o=1&p=27&l=qs1&f=ifr" width="180" height="150" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe> <P> <font class="mainmenu"> <B>Amazon.com® Best Selling:</B><br> <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5001.htm">Books</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5002.htm">Music</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5003.htm">DVD</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5004.htm">Computers</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5005.htm">Electronics</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5006.htm">Computer/Video Games</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5007.htm">Magazines</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5008.htm">Software</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5009.htm">Toys</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5010.htm">Videos/VHS</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5011.htm">Cell Phones/Service</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5012.htm">Cameras/Photos</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5100.htm">Comedy/Novelty Music</a><br> <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5013.htm">Automotive</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5014.htm">Video Downloads</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5015.htm">Sports/Outdoors</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5016.htm">MP3 Downloads</a>, <a href="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/5000.htm">davesfunstuff Store</A> </font> <P> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/b?node=163856011&tag=geocities17&camp=212689&creative=384125&linkCode=ur1&adid=07M297CZHYF0AMCR0AMC&"><img src="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/amanda/amazon-mp3-assoc-120x90.gif" width="120" height="90" border="0"></a> <br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/b?node=5174&tag=geocities17&camp=15385&creative=332393&linkCode=ur1&adid=0ZFBG46C1KP88Z331ANB&"><img src="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/amanda/us_banner_music_120x90.gif" width="120" height="90" border="0"></a> <br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/b?node=130&tag=geocities17&camp=15337&creative=332149&linkCode=ur1&adid=0EMBXXR9KSXDWH6S9Q7K&"><img src="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/amanda/us_banner_dvd_120x90.gif" width="120" height="90" border="0"></a> <br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/b?node=468642&tag=geocities17&camp=15537&creative=332661&linkCode=ur1&adid=1TZ5B4ZRXEJ1XEGY8ACM&"><img src="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/amanda/us_banner_games_120x90_1.gif" width=120" height="90" border="0"></a> <br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/video/tivo?&tag=geocities17&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=ur1&adid=0MXFQK7EQ7DT0RT5VHXV&"><img src="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/amanda/us_banner_unboxtivo_dvr_120x90.gif" width=120" height="90" border="0"></a> <P> <script type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/s/ads.js"></script> <P> <script language="JavaScript" SRC="http://www.davesfunstuff.com/2000ver3.js"> </script>   </td> </tr> </table> </center>   <font face="Trebuchet MS, Times, Arial, Helvetica"><H2 class="mainmenu"> Copyright Notice!</H2></font> © 1999-2008. 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