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He's also just figuring out girls - sortof. He has an older sister, Shelley. <LI><img src="21images/21kyle.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilkyle.gif"> -- <b>Kyle Broslofski</b> - Kyle is a fairly neurotic kid from a Jewish family, but is otherwise fairly normal. He enjoys torturing Cartman whenever possible, but is generally the most prone to depression. He has a younger brother, Ike. He keeps cool until someone pisses him off. <LI><img src="21images/21cartman.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilcartman.gif"> -- <B>Eric Cartman</B> - Cartman is fat and sensitive about it, mostly because he comes from an extremely dysfunctional home. He gets picked on more than the rest of the kids, because he's the easiest to taunt. He loves to gobble down Cheesy Poofs. Whenever you say he's fat, he'll just tell you he's big-boned. <LI><img src="21images/21kenny.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilkenny.gif"> -- <B>Kenny McCormick</B> - Kenny comes from an extremely poor family, and has to make up for his low social class by being the most foul-mouthed (and minded) kid of the group. He tends to be a disaster magnet. Poor ol' Kenny. You can hardly hear what he says because of that big hood, as well as the fact that he has to die every episode in a different way. <H2>The Kids' Families</H2> <LI><img src="21images/21stansdad.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilmrmarsh.gif"> -- <b>Stan's Dad Randy Marsh-</b>Also the town's seismologist. <LI><img src="21images/21mrsmarsh.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilmrsmarsh.gif"> -- <b>Stan's Mom Carol Marsh-</b> <LI><img src="21images/21shelly.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilshelley.gif"> -- <b>Shelley Marsh-</b>Stan's Sister. Has braces, headgear etc. and likes to beat her brother up. <LI><img src="21images/21grandpamarsh.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilstansgrandpa.gif"> -- <b>Stan's Grandpa-</b>102 and overly depressed about it, and wants to die. <LI><img src="21images/21kylesdad.gif"> -- <b>Mr. Brozlovski-</b>Kyle's Jewish Dad, makes his wife clean up crap, tends to follow his wife's lead most of the time. <LI><img src="21images/21kylesmom.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilmrsbrozlovski.gif"> -- <b>Mrs. Shela Brozlovski-</b>Kyle's Jewish Mom, extremely uptight and overly protective. <LI><img src="21images/21ike.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilike.gif"> -- <b>Ike Broslofski-</b>Kyle's little brother, too young to know what's going on. He kicks him a lot, but deep down inside, he likes and defends him. <li><img src="21games/21lilmrscartman.gif"> -- <b>Mrs. Cartman-</b>Eric's mom, She's always ready to give Eric food and supports his theory that he's just big-boned. Cartman's mother, an overbearing pushover. <LI> -- <b>Mr. McCormick-</b>Kenny's very poor dad. Also likes scotch. <LI><IMG SRC="21images/21mrsmccormick.gif"> -- <b>Mrs. McCormick-</b>Kenny's mom. A family woman that lives in poverty. <H2>The Regulars and Semi-Regulars</H2> <LI><img src="21images/21wendy.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilwendy.gif"> -- <b>Wendy Testaburger-</b> She's the really smart one. She likes Stan and hates Cartman. <LI><img src="21images/21bebe.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilbebe.gif"> <b>Bebe-</b>Wendy testeburger's best friend. helps with her makeover to make Miss Ellen Jealous. <LI><img src="21images/21chef.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilchef.gif"> -- <b>Chef-</b> Chef is the school cafeteria chef and the boys' mentor. He sings a lot, has sex a lot, and just generally acts like you'd expect knowing that he's voiced by Isaac Hayes, the guy who wrote <i>Shaft</i> (well, the music anyway). He's cool. I mean, he gives his advice to the gang whenever they need it. <LI><img src="21images/21garrison.gif"> <img src="21images/21mrhat.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilmrgarisson.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilmrhat.gif"> -- <b>Mr. Garisson and Mr. Hat-</b>Garisson is the little psycho third-grade teacher who talks to Mr. Hat, whom he wears on his right hand, for guidance, although Mr. Hat usually suggests evil solutions. <LI><img src="21images/21pip.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilpip.gif"> -- <b>Pip</b> - An annoying British third-grader with no friends. A social outcast. <LI><img src="21images/21jimbo.gif"> <img src="21games/21liljimbo.gif"> <b>"Uncle" Jimbo Curnie-</b>Stan's uncle, owner of Jimbo's Guns and an avid hunter. He loves guns, explosives and anything you can think of that has something to do with war. <LI><img src="21images/21ned.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilned.gif"> <b>Ned Gerblosky-</b>Jimbo's war buddy. Got messed up in'Nam. Has to speak with an electronic voice box. <LI><img src="21images/21barbrady.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilofficerbrady.gif"> -- <b>Officer Barbrady-</b> Barbrady is the local police officer, tasked with the job of making sure South Park's residents are nice and content and not freaked out. Not the brightest guy in the world, but he means well. <LI><img src="21images/21mayor.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilmayor.gif"> -- <b>Mayor McDaniels-</b>She's the Mayor of South Park. She only cares about getting publicity. <LI><img src="21images/21engineer.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilmephesto.gif"> <b>Alfonse Maphesto-</b>The town genetic engineer that made and destroyed Stan's Evil Clone, has a pet that might be a monkey or something. <li><img src="21games/21lilterrence.gif"> -- <b>Terrence-</b>Maphesto's son. one of the school bullies. <LI><img src="21images/21kevin.gif"> -- <b>Kevin-</b>No one really knows what <i>it</i> is. <LI><img src="21images/21crabtree.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilcrabtree.gif"> -- <b>Mrs. Crabtree-</b>She's the mean, ugly, cranky, foul-tempered school bus driver who often gets cussed out by the kids. <LI><img src="21images/21lesclaypool.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilles.gif"> -- <b>Les Claypool-</b>He's the guy that sings the theme song. <LI><img src="21images/21jesus.gif"> <img src="21games/21liljesus.gif"> <b>Jesus-</b>The Messiah, gives guidance to people through his cable access show called, "Jesus & Pals". <LI><img src="21images/21kitty.gif"> -- <b>Kitty-</b> Cartman's other cat. Gets lit on fire by Cartman's ass. <LI><img src="21images/21mackey.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilmrmackey.gif"> -- <b>Mr. Mackey-</b> Helps Kyle with his fecal problem. At one time, he helps Damien. Way overinvolved in Freud, cares almost as much as Chef. <LI><img src="21images/21principal.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilpvictoria.gif"> -- <b>Principal Victoria-</b>(get it?) South Park Elementary's Principal, does her best to keep things in line. Also sponsors Starvin' Marvin. <LI><img src="21images/21terrphil.gif"> <img src="21games/21liltandp.gif"> <b>Terrance and Phillip-</b>Stars of the hit show "Terrence and Phillip". The kids favourite T.V. show. An improvement to Beavis & Butt-head. <LI><img src="21games/21lilcow1.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilcow2.gif"> <b>The Cows of South Park-</b>They are involved in almost every episode. South Park Elementary's mascot and general-purpose victims. <H2>Some Rare Characters...Some Due To Return</H2> <li><b>Santa-</b>Gets into a fight with Jesus and as you know, he likes to say, "Ho ho ho!!!". <LI><img src="21images/21mrhanky.gif"> <b>Mr. Hankey-</b>The turd that saved Christmas. Kyle's imaginary friend. <LI><img src="21images/21damien.gif"> <img src="21games/21lildamien.gif"> <b>Damien-</b>The son of Satan who is responsible for Kenny turning into a duck-billed platypus. He had a hard time fitting in until he used his magic powers on Pip. <LI><img src="21images/21satan.gif"> -- <b>Satan-</b> Tricked the people of South Park and won big bucks. <LI><img src="21games/21lildeath.gif"><b>Death-</b>Tries to kill people when called for. <LI><img src="21images/21biggayal.gif"> <img src="21games/21lilbiggayal.gif"> <b>Big Gay Al-</b>Owns a safe-house for gay pets and offers Big Gay Boat Rides. <LI><img src="21images/21sparky.gif"> <b>Sparky-</b>Stan's gay dog. Hangs out with Big Gay Al. <LI><img src="21images/21visitors.gif"> -- <B>Visitors From Outer Space-</B> the alien that abducted Ike. 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